<br />
my brother says:<br />
diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br />
diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br />
some people think its really funny<br />
buts its really brown and runnny<br />
diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br />
diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br />
when your running down the hall<br />
and soneting splatters on the wall<br />
diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br />
diarrhea ehhr ehhr<br />
<br />
or this one:::<br />
When you\'re sliding into first<br />
And your pants begin to burst<br />
That\'s diarrhea, diarrhea<br />
<br />
When you\'re sliding into two<br />
And your pants are filled with goo<br />
That\'s diarrhea, diarrhea<br />
<br />
When you\'re sliding into third<br />
And you feel a greasy turd<br />
That\'s diarrhea, diarrhea<br />
<br />
When you\'re sliding into home<br />
And your pants are filled with foam<br />
That\'s diarrhea, diarrhea<br />
<br />
<br />
You\'re getting in a state<br />
cos\' you\'ve left it very late<br />
diarrhea diarrhea<br />
<br />
<br />
It comes out of your bum<br />
like a bullet from a gun<br />
diarrhea diarrhea<br />
<br />
runs down your leg<br />
like a scrambled egg<br />
diarrhea diarrhea<br />
<br />
you feel a big mush...Diarrhea!! <br />
When you\'re sittin on the John <br />
<br />
And the toilet paper\'s gone <br />
Be a man<br />
And use your hand!<br />
If you\'re swimming in the pool <br />
<br />
And you feel something cool...Diarrhea! <br />
And your butt starts to pee... <br />
If you\'re walkin up the ladder <br />
And you feel something <br />
splatter....Diarrhea!!<br />
<br />
When you\'re sittin in your Chevy <br />
And you feel something heavy... <br />
When you\'re sitting in class <br />
And you feel something <br />
splash...DIARRHEA!!<br />
<br />
When you\'re playing w/ your pet <br />
And you feel something wet... <br />
When you\'re shooting a foul <br />
And there\'s a movement in your <br />
bowel...Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
When you\'re sitting on your tush <br />
And you have to give a push... <br />
When you\'re running down the road <br />
And you can\'t control your <br />
load...Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
When you\'re feelin pretty mellow <br />
And you see brownish-yellow... <br />
When you\'re the batter up to hit <br />
And you have to take a <br />
shittt....Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
When your stomach kinda hurts <br />
And you start to get the squirts... <br />
When you\'re drinking orange juice <br />
And you feel something <br />
loose....Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
When you\'re sliding into first <br />
And your pants begin to burst.... <br />
When you\'re putting on a dress <br />
And you feel something <br />
press....Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
When you\'re lookin at a map <br />
And you feel yourself crap... <br />
When you\'re sleepin in Spanish class <br />
And shittt leaks out your <br />
assss....Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
If you\'re sittin in your chair <br />
And you feel something tear... <br />
If you\'re sittin in a stall <br />
And you feel something <br />
fall....Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
If you\'re feeling something rumble <br />
And you think your going to tumble... <br />
When you\'re riding a horse <br />
And you feel something <br />
coarse....Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
When you\'re shifting into gear <br />
And you feel something smear.... <br />
When you\'re looking at your shoes <br />
And you feel something <br />
ooze....Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
When you\'re sittin in a booth <br />
And you feel something smooth.... <br />
When you\'re putting on a skirt <br />
and you start to get the <br />
sqirts....Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
When you\'re seeing polka dots <br />
And you start to get the trots... <br />
When you\'re taking a piss <br />
And you see something <br />
miss....Diarrhea!! <br />
<br />
You\'re about to take a quiz <br />
And your *** begins to fizz.... <br />
DIARRHEA!!!! <br />